All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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