3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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