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I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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