he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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