i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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