There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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