No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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