handjob tips. give me some.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
