How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Randomize
