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Fuck
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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