Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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