The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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