Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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