i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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