He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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