no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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