I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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