Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
