love makes seman taste better
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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