dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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