I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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