He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
