windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
In America we eat man semen.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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