No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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