she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I lost the right to judge tonight
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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