I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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