i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I checked into jail on foursquare
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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