I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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