So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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