Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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