I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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