I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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