If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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