Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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