marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Randomize
