I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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