he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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