we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
