Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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