Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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