i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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