it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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