3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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