Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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