I never want to see another naked old woman again.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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