I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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