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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
only you would photoshop your dick
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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