You can't special order awesome
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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