it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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