tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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