We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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