I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I understand Curling. That high.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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