the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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