did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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