Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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